these things i'll never say
a gurl who never lucky in her life..in anything..

malaysian ah beng

By sarahtebuan

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."

Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"

Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so.

He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.

He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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ngeng tol si ah beng neh :P